Les Pirates

Ahoy, mateys! It once again be our favorite day here at In Western Lands - it's Talk Like a Pirate Day! Don't forget ye landlubbers, use yer pirate lingo for me old self. Yo ho ho, that be the spirit! Ye can start by readin' the song I wrote for today! Sing it to the tune o' Do You Hear the People Sing.

Do ye hear the hearties sing?

Singing a shanty now and then

It be the music of a pirate

Who will pillage here again

When we look at all our charts

Thar be the place with highest sums

So grab a knife and hide your gold when the pirate comes!

Will ye join in our blockade,

Who will go pillaging with me?

Among our fine brigade

We will divide all the booty

So join in the fight that will make ye the fright of the sea!

Do ye hear the hearties sing?

Singing a shanty now and then

It be the music of a pirate

Who will pillage here again

When we look at all our charts

Thar be the place with highest sums

So grab a knife and hide your gold when the pirate comes!

Will ye give all ye can give

To make the Jolly Roger last

There's no need to hang the jib

If rival ships sail up too fast

Just load up the cannon and fire right into their mast!

Do ye hear the hearties sing?

Singing a shanty now and then

It be the music of a pirate

Who will pillage here again

When we look at all our charts

Thar be the place with highest sums

So grab a knife and hide your gold when the pirate comes!

 

Arrr, I hope ye liked it! A very happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye. Fair winds, mateys!

Bonus: Javert or Barbossa?