I don't know why we have to do this. No one oversees the posts, no one really cares about this division, no one really reads the blogs once we take them over, and it's just more work for us.
I'm so bored.
What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your wrist chronometer?
Time to get a new wrist chronometer.
Why should you never tell jokes on the Millennium Falcon?
The ship might crack up.
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he's always making new friends.
You guys know any jokes?
I hit my head on a doorway this morning and it still hurts. Blast these helmets and lack of peripheral vision.
Hey look, I took a selfie:
These filters are awesome.
This job may be boring but at least there's good coffee in the break room. Out of cookies though.
You all like to joke about "Dark Side" cookies, but the Empire does
provide some really tasty treats.
Uh, what was that noise? Something just fell behind me.
Eh, it's probably just a drill.
Imperial regulations state that this post must be at least 200 words long so I'm just going to write a little longer so I can reach the word count that this post must be as dictated by Imperial regulations that I must follow so I can keep my job. You know, in addition to keeping the galaxy in order.
Okay reached 200+ words! Goodbye to all the people that probably aren't reading this anyway.