|Sparrow opposes the anti-piracy bill.|
"Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them," said Norrington, speaking of those who upload copyrighted material onto the internet. "I intend to see to it that any man who breaks the law in such a fashion gets what he deserves."
Lord Beckett agrees, and he believes that although there will be opposition, the bill still has a good chance of passing. "The pirates know they face extinction. All that remains is where they make their final stand."
Predictably, those who would be in danger of being shut down are strongly against the bill. We asked a worried Joshamee Gibbs his thoughts on what SOPA would mean for him.
"It's bad," he said. "Bad for every mother's son who calls himself a pirate."
With Gibbs was his associate, Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Sparrow is also against SOPA, saying that it would take away from the freedom of the those who use the internet.
"It's not just URLs, and flash, and HTML, that's what a website needs, but what a website is, what the internet really is, is freedom."
While Captain Sparrow would prefer that the bill does not pass, he says that it wouldn't be a completely negative outcome for him. He is already developing software to keep from being censored, and once all the other offending sites are shut down, he will be able to gain everyone's buisness.
"I rather like that idea," Sparrow said. "Captain Jack Sparrow: The Last Internet Pirate."
Unfortunately, our interview of Captain Sparrow was cut short by the sudden entrance of Commodore Norrington who attempted to arrest the captain. The two ran from the room before any more questions could be asked.
Not all have such strong opinions. Captain Hector Barbossa stated that he would not give an opinion until after Congress votes on the anti-piracy bill, an action that was recently postponed. When asked why he would wait, Barbossa only said, "Where's the harm in joining the winning side?"
Mr. Cotton is another man undecided as to his position, or so we inferred. His parrot spoke for him, telling us, "Shiver me timbers!" Gibbs told IWL that it means, "I like grilled cheese." We are not convinced, but finally concluded that such a statement shows a lack of opinion on the matter.
Nevertheless, many do have strong opinions on SOPA and IWL encourages its readers to be cordial to those who may have opinions different from their own, unlike Sparrow and Norrington, who ran through the room even as Cotton's parrot was speaking. While Norrington was chasing Sparrow with his sword drawn, Sparrow was calling behind him, "This is the day you will always remember as the day that you almost caught, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
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