Monday, April 1, 2013

We're Back, Precious!

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Yes, yes! We have guessed the short blogger's password again! We has the blog! Hee hee hee hee!

Smeagol is the master now. Smeagol can do what he wants. Fish, yes we wants fisssh!

The short blogger can't complain this time! Smeagol will be a good blogger and post on the blog, not wait a long, long time without posting! It wants Smeagol to run the blog, doesn't it? Of course it does, precious.

We have worked very hard, yes so very hard precious. Planning, always planning! We wants to make our blog good. Good Smeagol! So we has a posting schedule. Look, look! And if it has any "feedback"...we likes our posting schedule. No, no changing.

Smeagol Story Sundays (Smeagol tells a story!)
Music Mondays (Smeagol sees many bloggers do this)
Tricksey Tuesdays (How to trick nasty hobbitses!)
We Hates It Wednesdays (People we hates! Especially Bagginses!)
Trust Us Thursdays (Smeagol gives advice)
Fissh Fridays (FISSSH! Raw and wriggling!)
Sneaky Saturdays (Shh! It's sneaky so it can't know what it is, precious!)

We start now! Today is Monday...so music! Yes precious, nice music!

Maybe it would like to hear Smeagol sing? Yes, yes it would! We has a video of us singing I Dreamed a Dream, yes we do. Our beautiful voice! Listen! Listen! We puts our heart into this song.


Hee hee hee hee! We must go prepare more posts! Gollum, gollum. May the precioussss be with you!


what the blog looked like on this day

25 comments:

  1. You look like a great blogger, Smeagol! This post definitely made me laugh (hope that doesn't offend you) and made my day! I look forward to hearing more from you. ;) Oh, and I fed the fish to make them more fat for you to eat. :) The birds do look cruncheable. :P

    By the way...do you know if Arda knows you're running "In Western Lands" now? :)

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    1. Yes, we are a good blogger! We doesn't mind if it laughs. It seems like a nice hobbit. We thanks it! Nice fish!

      No, the short blogger doesn't know yet! Hee hee!

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  2. That. Was. Priceless. Thanks much, Gollum. :D

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    1. I told you it likes us running the blog, precious. Yes, gollum. It is welcome, very welcome!

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  3. OH COME ON! Seriously, this again?

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    1. Ha ha, we have your precious! It should have blogged more. But good Smeagol will take good care of our blog. And it should stop watching Sherlock! Then it could have had more time. Smeagol hates seeing Baggins in it all the time.

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  4. Gollum is good at riddles and passwords obviously. Really liking your schedule Sméagol/Gollum looking forward to it! By the way Gollum, you're a better blogger than Arda, just please don't tell her that.

    -James

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    1. Oh yes precious! We knows, we are a much better blogger!

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  5. Oh, hello Gollum! Glad to see you have made it onto the blogging world. I'm sure your 'stolen' blog will be a success. May I say I have been a huge fan of your eyes?

    Now I am going to go talk with my good friend, Bilbo Baggins, about an interesting ring he picked up a couple years ago.

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    1. Yes yes, big success! We shall be the Great Gollum! Yes, Smeagol has such nice eyes. They help Smeagol to see in the dark! No sun, no moon, but Smeagol can see.

      BAGGINS?! Baggins stole our precious! We hates it! Hates it!! It is OURS! My PRECIOUS!!

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  6. Ok now this is funny. No matter who's actually writing the posts, you've got Gollum down. These posts are hilarious. I vote gollum guest poster for the rest of his unnaturally extended life....:)

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    1. Yes precious! Vote for Smeagol!

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    2. ((The "man behind the curtain" thanks you for your nice comment))

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  7. Well my love it is great to have you back yesssssss
    And we likes the posting schedule very much so, precious. Especially sneaky Saturdays which soundsssssss great.
    Hehe! :D

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  8. Arda has my forgiveness if she was watching Sherlock, Gollum after all it is so cool and I can totally understand not blogging because of that. You should be nicer y'know Gollum/Smeagol.

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  9. Is it just a coincidence that it this was posted on 1st of April? Just wondering....

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  10. LOL, you did it again didn't you, Smeagol? You should post but you need to also let Arda have her blog back.

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  11. Velvin - We like ssneaky Saturdays too, precious! The short blogger has done more than watch Sherlock, but that's what we hate the most! All the time, Bagginses on the screen! We hates it! We are nice. Good Smeagol. No coincidence - we are tricking the short blogger for April Fools Day! Gollum.

    Shena - Yesss, we have! No, Smeagol will not give up our blog! We are a much better blogger and we wants it.

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  12. @Gollum I can't believe you hates it!!!

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  13. Amazing! Smeagol is sweet... When he wants to be. LOl!

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  14. Vellvin - if Martin Freeman wasn't in it he'd be ok, but as it is... ;)

    Hilda - Oh yes, precious can be quite sweet. ;) Thanks for the comment!

    Sorry for the delayed reply girls!

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    1. Lol, you are very welcome, and no worries for replying late. :) This was a lot of fun!

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    2. So glad you enjoyed it! :D

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